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Bad food

My daughter ate the last Rolo and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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