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Bad food

My daughter ate the last Rolo and saw a vision of …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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