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Bad food

My daughter ate the last Rolo and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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