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Bad food

My daughter ate the last Rolo and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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