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Bad food

My daughter ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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