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Bad food

My daughter ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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