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Bad food

My daughter ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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