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Bad food

My daughter ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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