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Bad food

My daughter ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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