Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Bad food
My
daughter
ate
mushy peas
and
punched
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Colombian
Cayman Islander
Vatican citizen
Togolese
Singaporean
Liberian
Turkmen
Russian
Spanish
Papua New Guinean
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.