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Bad food

My daughter ate mushy peas and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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