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Bad food

My daughter ate mushy peas and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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