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Bad food

My daughter ate mushy peas and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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