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Bad food

My daughter ate mushy peas and saw a vision of …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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