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Bad food

My daughter ate mushy peas and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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