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Bad food

My daughter ate mushy peas and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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