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Bad food

My daughter ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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