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Bad food

My daughter ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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