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Bad food

My daughter ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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