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Bad food

My daughter ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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