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Bad food

My daughter ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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