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Bad food

My daughter ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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