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Bad food

My daughter ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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