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Bad food

My daughter ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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