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Bad food

My daughter ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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