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Bad food

My daughter ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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