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Bad food

My daughter ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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