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Bad food

My daughter ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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