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Bad food

My daughter ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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