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Bad food

My daughter ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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