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Bad food

My daughter ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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