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Bad food

My daughter ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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