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Bad food

My daughter ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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