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Bad food

My daughter ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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