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Bad food

My daughter ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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