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Bad food

My daughter ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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