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Bad food

My daughter ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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