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Bad food

My daughter ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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