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Bad food

My daughter ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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