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Bad food

My daughter ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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