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Bad food

My daughter ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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