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Bad food

My daughter ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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