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Bad food

My daughter ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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