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Bad food

My daughter ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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