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Bad food

My daughter ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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