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Bad food

My daughter ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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