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Bad food

My daughter ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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