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Bad food

My daughter ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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