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Bad food

My daughter ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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