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Bad food

My daughter ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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