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Bad food
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ate
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
yesterday's fish
Brussels sprouts
stinky tofu
mushy peas
the last Rolo
over-cooked pasta
a wedge of blue cheese
a stale biscuit
stale bread
a box of dead mice
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