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Bad food
My
daughter
ate
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
turkey twizzlers
soggy lettuce
a box of dead mice
stinky tofu
stale bread
mushy peas
a stale biscuit
over-cooked pasta
canned prunes
yesterday's fish
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