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Bad food

My son ate cat biscuits and saw a vision of …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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