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Bad food

My son ate cat biscuits and saw a vision of …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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