Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My son ate cat biscuits and saw a vision of …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.