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Bad food

My son ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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