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Bad food

My son ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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