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Bad food

My son ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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