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Bad food

My son ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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