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Bad food

My son ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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