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Bad food

My son ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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