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Bad food

My son ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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