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Bad food

My son ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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