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Bad food

My son ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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