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Bad food

My son ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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