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Bad food

My son ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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