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Bad food

My son ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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