Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My son ate yesterday's fish and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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