Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My son ate yesterday's fish and saw a vision of …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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