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Bad food

My son ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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