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Bad food

My son ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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