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Bad food

My son ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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