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Bad food

My son ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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