Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My son ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.