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Bad food

My son ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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