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Bad food

My son ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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