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Bad food

My son ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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