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Bad food

My son ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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