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Bad food

My son ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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