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Bad food

My son ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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