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Bad food

My son ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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