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Bad food

My son ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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