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Bad food

My son ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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