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Bad food

My son ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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