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Bad food

My son ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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