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Bad food

My son ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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