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Bad food

My son ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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