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Bad food

My son ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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