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Bad food

My son ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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