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Bad food

My son ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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