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Bad food

My son ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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