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Bad food

My son ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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