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Bad food

My son ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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