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Bad food

My son ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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