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Bad food

My son ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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