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Bad food

My son ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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