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Bad food

My son ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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