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My son ate the last Rolo and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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