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Bad food

My son ate the last Rolo and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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