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Bad food

My son ate the last Rolo and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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