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Bad food

My son ate the last Rolo and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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