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Bad food

My son ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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