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Bad food

My son ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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