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Bad food

My son ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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