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Bad food

My son ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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