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Bad food

My son ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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