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Bad food

My son ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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