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Bad food

My son ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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