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Bad food

My son ate mushy peas and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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