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Bad food

My son ate mushy peas and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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