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Bad food

My son ate mushy peas and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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