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Bad food

My son ate mushy peas and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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