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Bad food

My son ate mushy peas and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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