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Bad food

My son ate mushy peas and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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