Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Bad food
My
son
ate
canned prunes
and
scissor-kicked
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a dentist
a bus driver
a spy
a policeman
a sailor
a doctor
a man
a farmer
a tramp
a TV personality
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.