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Bad food

My son ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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