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Bad food

My son ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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