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Bad food

My son ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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