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Bad food

My son ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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