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Bad food

My son ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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