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Bad food

My son ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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