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Bad food

My son ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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