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Bad food

My son ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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