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Bad food

My son ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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