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Bad food

My son ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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