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Bad food

My son ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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