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Bad food

My son ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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