Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My son ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.