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Bad food

My son ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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