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Bad food

My son ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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