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Bad food

My son ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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