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Bad food

My son ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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