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Bad food

My son ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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