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Bad food

My son ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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