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Bad food

My son ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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