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Bad food

My son ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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