Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My son ate a box of dead mice and scissor-kicked …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

Maltese Jordanian Bruneian Cayman Islander Citizen of Antigua and Barbuda Martiniquais Belarusian Zimbabwean Ugandan Emirati

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.