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Bad food

My son ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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