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Bad food

My son ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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