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Bad food

My son ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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