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Bad food

My son ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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