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Bad food

My son ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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