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Bad food

My son ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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