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Bad food

My son ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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