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Bad food

My son ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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