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Bad food
My
son
ate
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
soggy lettuce
cat biscuits
a box of dead mice
a stale biscuit
over-cooked pasta
yesterday's fish
stinky tofu
mouldy potatoes
stale bread
the last Rolo
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