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Bad food
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son
ate
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
stale bread
soggy lettuce
a box of dead mice
stinky tofu
turkey twizzlers
Brussels sprouts
a plate of soggy nachos
canned prunes
a stale biscuit
a wedge of blue cheese
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