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Bad food
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son
ate
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
yesterday's fish
the last Rolo
a stale biscuit
a box of dead mice
soggy lettuce
over-cooked pasta
a plate of soggy nachos
cat biscuits
mouldy potatoes
canned prunes
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