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Bad food
My
son
ate
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a stale biscuit
cat biscuits
mouldy potatoes
Brussels sprouts
turkey twizzlers
mushy peas
the last Rolo
stinky tofu
a box of dead mice
a plate of soggy nachos
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