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Bad food

My grandmother ate cat biscuits and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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