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Bad food

My grandmother ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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