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Bad food

My grandmother ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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