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Bad food

My grandmother ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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