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My grandmother ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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