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Bad food

My grandmother ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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