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Bad food

My grandmother ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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