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Bad food

My grandmother ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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