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Bad food

My grandmother ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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