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Bad food

My grandmother ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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