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My grandmother ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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