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Bad food

My grandmother ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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