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Bad food

My grandmother ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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