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My grandmother ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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