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Bad food

My grandmother ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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