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Bad food

My grandmother ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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