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My grandmother ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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