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Bad food

My grandmother ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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