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Bad food

My grandmother ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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