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Bad food

My grandmother ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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