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Bad food

My grandmother ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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