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Bad food

My grandmother ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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