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Bad food

My grandmother ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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