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Bad food

My grandmother ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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