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Bad food

My grandmother ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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