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Bad food

My grandmother ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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