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Bad food

My grandmother ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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