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Bad food

My grandmother ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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