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Bad food

My grandmother ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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