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Bad food

My grandmother ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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