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Bad food

My grandmother ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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