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Bad food

My grandmother ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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