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Bad food

My grandmother ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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