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Bad food

My grandmother ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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