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Bad food

My grandmother ate a stale biscuit and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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