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Bad food

My grandmother ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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