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Bad food

My grandmother ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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