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Bad food

My grandmother ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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