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Bad food

My grandmother ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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