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Bad food

My grandmother ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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