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My grandmother ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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