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Bad food

My grandmother ate a plate of soggy nachos and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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