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My grandmother ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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