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My grandmother ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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