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Bad food

My grandmother ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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