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Bad food

My grandmother ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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