Sorry I'm late today

Bad food

My grandmother ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.