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My grandmother ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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