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Bad food

My grandmother ate Brussels sprouts and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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