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My grandmother ate the last Rolo and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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