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Bad food

My grandmother ate the last Rolo and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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