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Bad food

My grandmother ate the last Rolo and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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