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Bad food

My grandmother ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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