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Bad food

My grandmother ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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