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Bad food

My grandmother ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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