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Bad food
My
grandmother
ate
turkey twizzlers
and
saw a vision of
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a lion 🦁
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a venomous snake 🐍
a lynx 😺
a hippo 🦛
a rhinoceros 🦏
a hyena 🐺
a cheetah 😺
a cow 🐮
an ostrich 🐦
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