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Bad food

My grandmother ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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