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Bad food

My grandmother ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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