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Bad food

My grandmother ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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