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Bad food

My grandmother ate turkey twizzlers and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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