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Bad food

My grandmother ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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