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Bad food

My grandmother ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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