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Bad food

My grandmother ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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