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Bad food

My grandmother ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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