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Bad food

My grandmother ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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