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Bad food

My grandmother ate canned prunes and saw a vision of …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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