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Bad food

My grandmother ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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