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Bad food

My grandmother ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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