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My grandmother ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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