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Bad food

My grandmother ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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