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Bad food

My grandmother ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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