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Bad food

My grandmother ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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