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Bad food

My grandmother ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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