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Bad food

My grandmother ate over-cooked pasta and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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