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Bad food

My grandmother ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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