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My grandmother ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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