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Bad food

My grandmother ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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