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My grandmother ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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