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Bad food

My grandmother ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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