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Bad food

My grandmother ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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