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Bad food

My grandmother ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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