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Bad food

My grandmother ate a wedge of blue cheese and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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