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Bad food
My
grandmother
ate
a box of dead mice
and
roundhouse kicked
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a soldier
a spy
a milkman
a man
a shepherd
a doctor
a surgeon
a policewoman
a child
a train driver
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Dan
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