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Bad food

My grandmother ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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