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Bad food

My grandmother ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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