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Bad food

My grandmother ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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