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Bad food

My grandmother ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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