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Bad food

My grandmother ate a box of dead mice and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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