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Bad food
My
grandmother
ate
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a plate of soggy nachos
Brussels sprouts
yesterday's fish
turkey twizzlers
stale bread
a box of dead mice
the last Rolo
a stale biscuit
mouldy potatoes
stinky tofu
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