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Bad food
My
grandfather
ate
cat biscuits
and
bit
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a policeman
a child
a doctor
a soldier
a farmer
a ticket inspector
a surgeon
a sailor
a tramp
a spy
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