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My grandfather ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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