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Bad food

My grandfather ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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