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Bad food

My grandfather ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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