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My grandfather ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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