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My grandfather ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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