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My grandfather ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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