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My grandfather ate soggy lettuce and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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