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Bad food

My grandfather ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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