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Bad food

My grandfather ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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