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Bad food

My grandfather ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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