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My grandfather ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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