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Bad food

My grandfather ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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