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Bad food

My grandfather ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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