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My grandfather ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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