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Bad food

My grandfather ate stale bread and saw a vision of …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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