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Bad food

My grandfather ate yesterday's fish and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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