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Bad food

My grandfather ate yesterday's fish and saw a vision of …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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