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Bad food

My grandfather ate yesterday's fish and saw a vision of …

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a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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