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Bad food

My grandfather ate yesterday's fish and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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