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Bad food

My grandfather ate yesterday's fish and saw a vision of …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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