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Bad food

My grandfather ate yesterday's fish and saw a vision of …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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