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Bad food

My grandfather ate yesterday's fish and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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