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Bad food

My grandfather ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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