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My grandfather ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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