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Bad food

My grandfather ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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