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Bad food

My grandfather ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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