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Bad food

My grandfather ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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