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Bad food

My grandfather ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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