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Bad food

My grandfather ate stinky tofu and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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