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Bad food

My grandfather ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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