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Bad food

My grandfather ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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