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Bad food

My grandfather ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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