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Bad food

My grandfather ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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