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Bad food

My grandfather ate mouldy potatoes and saw a vision of …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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